All Hail, Tomma Bedlam! This Yuletide’s “Boss of Misrule!” Long may ze reign!
Yes, it’s true. All of the Hermits and all of the Elves figured there was no one in their midst more deserving of the Crown of Chaos than their own Tomma Bedlam! (Lucky LaFey was a close second.)
Tomma’s first Misrule decree was a mandatory, five hour “Cards Against Humanity” marathon, followed by a Lux Interior impersonation contest. (As of this moment, the winner is still a closely guarded literary secret.) This faithful scribe promises a chronicle of Tomma’s reign as soon as ze recovers!